FUCK YOU AND YOUR SERVERS GOING DOWN TEMPORARILY! I weasel ONE day off school and I can't play Skyrim at all or else none of my progress will save since it can't sync with the Steam Cloud!




RAGGGGGEEE

nvm scratch that, it's online again

Oh yes, I'll be getting the Lover's Comfort bonus after I sleep tonight for sure, hihihi.

Steam
Sucks

Just gonna be a douche and bump this with some pictures of what YOU ALL ARE MISSING OUT ON BECAUSE YOU'RE SAD PEOPLE (k maybe not)


I've spoilered the pictures since they were massive, and as a result the spoilers have resized them to better fit the dimensions of the site. Cool. If you want to see the images full size, right click - > view image.

First off, my Skyrim wife, standing in the courtyard of the College of Winterhold. (ignore the bitch in the background, she's just my "bit-on-the-side restoration magic teacher" who got in the way).

Also the only wife you will ever get


<3

As someone who doesn't desire carnal relations, that suits me fine.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DRAGONS?

I refer you to the "Lobby" screenshot.

i want live ones

Indeed he does.