We're politically correct, so we can't say Christmas.
We recognize that not everywhere celebrates it yet (for instance, we here in the UK celebrate it tomorrow), but I've heard that lots of places (or if you're in NZ/AUS), you're celebrating it today.

So happy generic winter festival of your choosing to everyone that celebrates it!

winter??

WHERE.
IS.
THE.
SNOW???????

Omw C4

so we aren't politically correct at all...