Summed up a Reddit thread with good jokes, thought it would fit best in here. Didn't know most of them and really laughed at some of them
Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings - its a complex complex complex.
I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable?
I told a woman that she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
so what if I can't spell Armageddon, it's not the end of the world.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing.
You know, the shovel really was a ground-breaking invention.
A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The guy who invented autocorrect has died… restaurant in Piece
light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a night, light the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally.
Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.